Do womens farts smell worse?

[Ernie]

Do womens farts smell worse?

YES, my wife's stink where as mine smell nice

..do you know i cant wait till i/we meet up again..i wont be able to look her in the eye... :facepalm: :facepalm:

ernie

 

[T'boo Ted]

My GF..silent but deadly... very very deadly, like a sniper, you didn't even know it was out there, but it'll take you down fast like a headshot

 

[makster]

I was on a flight to the states years ago and had really bad guts.
I just thought sod it, and just kept dropping my shopping the whole way over.
Every time one of my eggy wonders floated about, the women next to me screwed up her face, and I'd shake my head in fake disgust.
The perfect crime, I was thinking inside, until I dropped 'baggage' at the baggage reclaim....and she was stood right behind me!
The look on her face was a picture

 

[sylus]

Never trust a woman who knows how to do a dutch oven

 

[Alison]

Trust me then because what is a Dutch oven?

Alison

 

[sylus]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... tch%20oven

 

[twain]

i knew i'd met the perfect woman when one day she admitted she felt 'proud' and 'there is something quite satisfying' about it.....
sometimes when i enter a room, i literally turn about on my heel and walk away without a word said between us.

 

[player]

Look up "brazilian fart porn" on google

 

[widowmaker]

Woman :?

Whats one of those :facepalm:

 

[sylus]

Woman :?

Whats one of those :facepalm:

it's one of those talking things

somewhat related to the women farting thing... coming back to the uk will mean I no longer need a plunger to go to the toilet after the mrs