Carlos Santana

Walked past the fridge earlier. Thought I could hear the veg singing beegees songs.



But it was just the chives talking.
 
Re:

(In a Texan accent)

Have ya’all heard about Brown Paper Pete?

Nope

Got hung south of the border

What for?

Rustling....
 
The manager came over to me in my local Indian restaurant yesterday evening.

"Good evening sir, curry okay?" he asked,

I said "No thanks, I can’t sing on a full stomach."
 
A man walks into a cafe with a goldfish under his arm
He asks the owner “do you sell fish cakes?”

The owner says no !
The man says “That’s a shame. It’s his birthday today.”
 

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