Carlos Santana

[bagpuss]

I have heard plenty of jokes about white sugar , but ones about brown, demerara.

 

[The History Man]

I think that’s on page 17

 

[bagpuss]

Oh well, I will get my coat.

 

[The History Man]

I saw a man by the shops dressed as Henry VIII. He was sitting in the doorway asking people for money. I thought this must be a mistake.



Beggars can't be Tudors.

 

[The History Man]

Just broke two of my old Queen records.







Now I want to break three.

 

[The History Man]

When I started as a bank robber I used to cover my face in filo pastry, chopped nuts and honey.



Until one of the cashiers pointed out it was actually ‘balaclava’.

 

[The History Man]

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony.



However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.