brian wankum

I knew of a girl with the surname of Hoare, after you get over the childish giggles, Hoare is quiet a common surname so not that funny.

All her friends called her Pip and it was quite a while before I found out her first name. It was Philippa, that is Phillipa Hoare :shock:
 
I remember watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer series on TV (only once.. :wink: :oops: ) and I'm sure the bloke who did the music for it was called Thomas Wanker..

:lol:
 
I know someone whose name is Beau Guest.

There's also a ski jumper called Andreas Wank (pronounced Vank). Try explaining that to the nipper...
 
The first company I worked at was very large and used to have a tannoy system to put calls out for staff and visitors. We used to try to get the women on switchboard to call out rude names to get reactions from them and workers. Very childish I know, but brightened up our sad lives in the computer department. :lol: :lol:

Some of the names I remember using were: Ivor Biggun, Les Behan, Norma Stitz, Peter Niss :roll:

Very often you could tell that they only twigged when it was too late and we weren't very popular with the switchboard women.
 

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