bloody dogs

[Augustus]

Carry an air pistol and shoot the waste of space then shoot the owner for having a badly behaved dog not on a lead

perhaps only lay out the owner for creating the monster in the first place and then re-home the dog to someone that will actually train it. :?:

 

[kaiser]

Perry is tintin your Dad?

 

[dyna-ti]

I nearly flattened one cutting through the local park the other night.It was a small brown mongrel type and i had no lights and the park was unlit.

I Just caught a glimpse of it from 3 feet away and pulled[violently hauled ]the bike to one side.I think my pedal may have clipped it.
Very very lucky for me and the dog,the speed i was going[yes, without lights in an unlit park ,in the dead of night :roll: crazy i know,but i blame these discs for making me more reckless ]
I think if id hit it,then it was one dead dog and i'd be in plaster for months

 

[gibbleking]

a waterpistol will do the trick just nicely...aim for the eyes....they dont like it up the noses apparantly...

 

[dyna-ti]

a waterpistol will do the trick just nicely...aim for the eyes....they dont like it up the noses apparantly...

:? Er... Wouldnt you be better aiming at their nose then

 

[gibbleking]

if i aimed for the nose id hit the eyes...sods law ect...this way makes sure you get them in the right place

 

[tintin40]

a waterpistol will do the trick just nicely...aim for the eyes....they dont like it up the noses apparantly...

Is that the owner or the dog

 

[Lysander]

Sorted.


Slight weight penalty, mind............

 

[perry]

Perry is tintin your Dad?

Slight weight penalty, mind............

But as long as you carry it and don't let it touch your sub 22lb bike it will still ride like a whippet ; it's like carrying an extra stone or two around the waist doesn't effect the bike

 

[orange71]

I'll give them a swift sharp kick - enough to warn them - it's as much for their safety as mine... :evil: