Am I Gay PT 2

al":jc0rgk2s said:
Well there you go!


Is the 'Scottish' (just like any other flat metal plate used by every other nation for cooking flat breads etc.. on the planet for several thousand years) Girdle Microwave safe?


al. :D

You would be well used to the peculiarities of vernacular being based in Cornwall.

Girdles should be round, ideally with a hoop handle for hanging over the fire. Not a straight translation of griddle.

I quite like our language.
 
I like your language too.


There's nothing like a bonnie wee lass with a posh Edinbugh lilt.


This may mean I'm not gay after all.

al. :D
 
poweredbypies":17jmry2s said:
al":17jmry2s said:
This may mean I'm not gay after all.

al. :D

You might not be Al, but your boyfriend might.

I'll ask him when he gets home from his stripper job at the Pink Flamingo bar.

al. :D
 
The easiest way to catch out your boyfriend for being gay is to install a mirror at the head of the bed.

If he stops grimacing and looks like he is enjoying it, you have him bang to rights!
 
FMJ":lsy3gwup said:
al":lsy3gwup said:


Sorry, but I don't know any men who use the word "swaray".

your part jockaneese ,you should have heard yer grandad use the word swaray

just going just going to a wee swaray , for a wee swallae ,naw?
pure weege mon
 
mikee":1qglahxf said:
FMJ":1qglahxf said:
al":1qglahxf said:


Sorry, but I don't know any men who use the word "swaray".

your part jockaneese ,you should have heard yer grandad use the word swaray

just going just going to a wee swaray , for a wee swallae ,naw?
pure weege mon

No sorry! you've lost me.

al :?
 
highlandsflyer":3g70vdql said:
The easiest way to catch out your boyfriend for being gay is to install a mirror at the head of the bed.

If he stops grimacing and looks like he is enjoying it, you have him bang to rights!

Quote of the Month..... right there :lol: :lol: :lol:


G
 
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