Totoro
Senior Retro Guru
Which one's more bulshitty -
RB or AI?
Just buy an old bike with smaller wheels even though your rides are over rough rocky terrain
Suspension, you don't want that either
Of course you will be able to find parts for your older bike, no problem
Carbon, nah, get the heaviest metal you can
Disc brakes, disc brakes, my gawd, no no no, you don't want those
Gee, I dunno
Bloomin RB, Bloomin you lot
Chat GPT next time I'm looking