Absobloodylutely livid!!!

[J i m s t e r]

He might get paintstripper dumped on his car.

He might not be able to prove who did it.

Something like that.

 

[Iwasgoodonce]

Tell him that you are going to keep the now dead and dreadfully unsightly remains as a haven for native insects. That'll please him.

 

[Mike]

Motive and opportunity don't really come into proceedings in civilised lands.

I wasn't suggesting it would be the basis for a civil case. I was suggesting that, if he had the motive and opportunity, and NOBODY else did, then it was very likely to be the neighbour. At which point, the gloves would be off. IF somebody else did have the motive and opportunity, then getting one's own back on the neighbour might not be the best approach.

 

[Harryburgundy]

Only one way to settle this.....

























.......Lalandi

 

[Malicious Afterthought]

Lalandi

They fall under ASBOs, amusingly. If they get too high, the neighbour could issue a complaint to the Local Authority. If the neighbour has taken all reasonable steps to resolve the issue before making a complaint, the local authority might intervene. If the Local Authority agrees that the hedge is adversely affecting the neighbour’s enjoyment of his property, a remedial notice to cut the hedge down to a reasonable height, but not to below two metres, can be issued. Such a notice would have to be complied with, in the time period specified, otherwise a fine could follow and the action (such as them doing it themselves) taken by the local authority, incurring expense.

 

[tintin40]

The green Rabbet can sell you a mature tree to replace it. Then fit hidden CCTV cameras for when they do it to the new tree.

neighbors can be a nightmare. Hence i think very carefully before i talk to any of mine.

 

[Lysander]

Kill him.

Kill Him and hang up the body pour décourager les autres.

 

[one-eyed_jim]

.......Lalandi

seriola or stephanoxis?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowtail_amberjack

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plovercrest

:?

Ah! You mean Leilani!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leilani_Dowding

 

[Rampage]

lol

Hummingbird, fish or girl?


Whats the watercress in the postbox one?

You could always buy a cheap car, register it in someone elses name and park it on their drive / blocking their drive for a couple of months.
The Police can't move it if it's not reported stolen!

 

[red_riviera]

let off firecrackers at random times... if he has another stroke and snuffs it... well, no-one can PROVE it was you.