23.5lb of idiot

That's the funniest error since I camped in Scotland (on business) on a very nippy night in March. I had my stove, a tin of All Day Breakfast and a bottle of wine. No tin opener though. I did everything in the failing light to get that sodding tin open. I threw it against rocks, I jumped up and down on it. Hell, I even drove the car over it in the hope that some of the contents would 'splat' into my mess tin. All to no avail. I'm sure it was made from the same stuff they make aircraft black boxes from. I drank my wine and spent a hungry night shivering in the frost.

I conducted my business the next morning and drove home via Speyside. Once home nearly 400 miles later I decided to finally defeat the tin from hell and in the cold light of day noticed it had a ring pull on the top.....
 
Iwasgoodonce":1p02yxc2 said:
That's the funniest error since I camped in Scotland (on business) on a very nippy night in March. I had my stove, a tin of All Day Breakfast and a bottle of wine. No tin opener though. I did everything in the failing light to get that sodding tin open. I threw it against rocks, I jumped up and down on it. Hell, I even drove the car over it in the hope that some of the contents would 'splat' into my mess tin. All to no avail. I'm sure it was made from the same stuff they make aircraft black boxes from. I drank my wine and spent a hungry night shivering in the frost.

I conducted my business the next morning and drove home via Speyside. Once home nearly 400 miles later I decided to finally defeat the tin from hell and in the cold light of day noticed it had a ring pull on the top.....

i think that is a story to keep to yourself!

:lol: :lol:
 
LOL
I'f you want to shave some weight off your bikes Ive got some scales that go to 5Kg :D

Oh the Tin of Breakfast story is funny, ive done similar but it only too me a bit to work it out :)
 
Do not WeightWATCHERS sell scales on the same principle? Eat all you like, never weigh more than whatever upper limit you care to pre-set?
 
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