The Real Mcoy or man flu

[bagpuss]

You use mudguards?

 

[The History Man]

Emphasis on use. My life is too short for a moist cleft.

 

[bagpuss]

I will fend off replying :facepalm:

 

[The History Man]

I'm not easily offendered

 

[The History Man]

Don't say you've keeled over again?

Delicate flower.