Retrobike words of wisdom

Don't be affraid of doing it your way.

If it works for you,do it!

Spending big bucks don't give you a sweet ride,just a costly one.

If you can't find quality steel then Titanium is a reasonable substitute.

Composite is plastic!! but more money.

Wheels have between 28-36 spokes.

If people point and laugh,they are just miffed they don't ride old tat like you. Ignore them.

Gears are for the unfit or Alpine riding only.

Aluminium is for drinks cans.

Remember to smile even when things go 'Tilt'

Shimano make fishing reels.

Sram make gears n stuff.

The others were crushed under the weight of the big boys.

Bicycles are ace!

Electric bikes are not better than mobility scooters!!







Al, not so much pearls of wisdom as a crock of Sh1t!! ;)
 
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