Is Alexa spying on you?

[bikeworkshop]

Our Peak Pandemic staff tshirt

As you can see, we take this situation
extremely seriously!

 

[Betsy]

Maybe.. but T-Rex was theropod so you're fked!

 

[novocaine]

If you don't use cash. They know where you go and what you buy and how often. Use the Internet and it gives them even more information about you.

Use cash, they still know man, they are tracking the numbers. They know you got that tenner from the corner shop when you bought a twix with a twenty, that you got out the bank out front of the job centre at 2.15.

Dude, they know, that's why I only barter for stuff now, can't trace a goat, know what I mean?

 

[bikeworkshop]

Maybe.. but T-Rex was theropod so you're fked!

Lizards disguised as dinosaurs!
That way they get let into shopping centres and kids birthday parties and stuff.
Unimaginably evil

 

[Betsy]

Dude, they know, that's why I only barter for stuff now, can't trace a goat, know what I mean?

Hey! you stole that goat from me

Huf.. he was the greatest

 

[novocaine]

Hey! you bartered for my wife that goat from me

Huf.. he was the greatest

Fixed that. Sold as seen, stop your winging, you should have asked for a test.

 

[bikeworkshop]

I saw that.
3 speed right?
Dynamo?

 

[stephan]

I have just ordered that Swan Chrome plated kettle and a HooverMatic Deluxe TwinTub, am gently eradicating any electronic items in the house post 1975.

I feel kinda better already, like at one with oneself. Onwards

 

[FluffyChicken]

You'll need the Rowlett toaster too, you even have to lift the toast up yourself with a knob.

 

[bikeworkshop]

We've got a dualit, lever operated and mechanical timer.
It has made well over 10 000 pieces of toast, but my mum aged 83 is completely baffled by it.

She is also baffled that almost all of my bikes are worth more than her dented 15yo Honda jazz.

If the CIA are controlling her Jazz, they aren't doing a very good job