Do fish fart?

I hope so! The 'it's the dog' excuse is getting old!!

talking of fish (here we go)! :roll: This is a true one.

My brother was into fish in a big way and had several tanks marine and tropical. When he used to explain the prices paid for some of the fish and the things he had to do to keep them healthy,well!!
Anyway, one morning he woke a little later than his young son and found him in the lounge.
He had dragged a stool from the kitchen and put his toy cars into one of the larger tanks to wash them. He also emptied half a bottle of washing up liquid into the tank and was scrubbing them with a brush !!!! :shock:

I haven't seen my brother cry for years, and even now after at least ten years has gone by he will not talk about it.

Al, kids don't ya just love 'm'. :D
 
I was working on my car once, when my nephew who was about 4 at the time, said "Uncle Chris, one of the fish in the pond is dead!". I slid out from under it, and asked him which one. He took the fish from behind his back, and he said "This one!".
 
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