Great Alan Partridge quotes

66 triumph daytona · Dec 10, 2014

I`ll kick it off with his only show of affection ever to Sonja:
"I love you in a way"

shinobi · Dec 10, 2014

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There are so many

Alan talking about lynn
“Lynn’s a good worker. But I suppose she’s a bit like Burt Reynolds. Very reliable but she’s got a moustache.”

Paul

66 triumph daytona · Dec 10, 2014

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Simple but effective
"Dan,Dan,Dan!"

Skynet · Dec 10, 2014

Too many to choose from really but...

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten Bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!"

66 triumph daytona · Dec 10, 2014

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Go on give him a second series you swine.
AP-yeah give me a second series ya shit.

al-onestare · Dec 10, 2014

Monkey Tennis.

Smell my cheese!

Al3xander · Dec 10, 2014

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Jill, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich town centre? I’ll be honest I’m dead against it. People forget that... traders need access to DIXONS.

xerxes · Dec 10, 2014

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"Like the man in the orthopaedic shoes, I stand corrected."

videojetman · Dec 10, 2014

Back of the net.

shinobi · Dec 10, 2014

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Well done, Lynn. Now, before we get up, I’m just going to warn you, I have popped out again. It’s in no way connected with our proximity, so just don’t turn round.

Great Alan Partridge quotes

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