You know when you've put on weight....

LeeDevelopment":w64uph0o said:
...your partner's mother pats your tummy and says: "You're looking well these days dear!"....... bitch! :lol:

Sounds like she was making a move on you! :shock:
 
"Since I am living with my GF I have discovered different flavours indeed. Nowadays my veggies don't taste the same and I don't have mashed (overcooked) patatoes with every meal!"
 
I feel your pain :lol:

Saw a neighbour in the supermarket the other day, he apologised for not saying hello when we passed on the street the previous week. No problem, says I. He carries on making excuses - don't worry, I say. Why he then feels the need to offer the following gem I really don't know:

"Its just that you're a little fuller of the face nowadays, I didn't know it was you".

Wouldn't matter so much if it was only him thats said it :oops:
 
Steve Kish":2pbujdy4 said:
LeeDevelopment":2pbujdy4 said:
...your partner's mother pats your tummy and says: "You're looking well these days dear!"....... bitch! :lol:

Sounds like she was making a move on you! :shock:

That's what i was thinking :shock: :lol:
 
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