Barneyballbags
Old School Grand Master
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Are a bunch of useless f***tards.
"Good Morning Yodel, you're through to xxxxx, how can I help?"
"Hi xxxxx, could you tell me what's going on with a consignment which I had collected please?"
"Sure, do you have the consignment number?"
"Yep, it's xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
"OK, there was nothing to collect, so the collection request has been cancelled"
"What? What do you mean nothing to collect? There were 2 boxes, and I handed them to the driver myself - he even gave me a receipt for each box which has the tracking number on it that I've just given you.."
"Are you sure it was the same consignment?"
"Yes, positive. 1 consignment. 2 boxes. Going to the same address"
"Were the boxes going to the same address?"
"Yes, that's what I just said!"
"OK sir, well you have to bear in mind that I only have the information which is on the screen in front of me, which says that the consignment has been cancelled"
"I can appreciate that, but I'm telling you that I gave the boxes to the driver personally. There were DEFINITELY 2 boxes collected. The driver actually came back the day after to collect them again, and I informed him that the consignment had been duplicated, and that there was nothing to collect"
"Did you give 1 box to him on the 13th March and another to him on the 14th March?"
"No, why would I do that when they were both part of the same consignment?"
"It's saying that both consignments have been cancelled"
"So what happens to the boxes that I gave to the driver, will they get delivered or will they just be held somewhere?"
"They'll probably get delivered, but they'll have a different consignment number now, because the original one was cancelled"
"Do you have the new consignment number, so I can track it?"
"No"
"Great, bye!"
A**e Clowns.
"Good Morning Yodel, you're through to xxxxx, how can I help?"
"Hi xxxxx, could you tell me what's going on with a consignment which I had collected please?"
"Sure, do you have the consignment number?"
"Yep, it's xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
"OK, there was nothing to collect, so the collection request has been cancelled"
"What? What do you mean nothing to collect? There were 2 boxes, and I handed them to the driver myself - he even gave me a receipt for each box which has the tracking number on it that I've just given you.."
"Are you sure it was the same consignment?"
"Yes, positive. 1 consignment. 2 boxes. Going to the same address"
"Were the boxes going to the same address?"
"Yes, that's what I just said!"
"OK sir, well you have to bear in mind that I only have the information which is on the screen in front of me, which says that the consignment has been cancelled"
"I can appreciate that, but I'm telling you that I gave the boxes to the driver personally. There were DEFINITELY 2 boxes collected. The driver actually came back the day after to collect them again, and I informed him that the consignment had been duplicated, and that there was nothing to collect"
"Did you give 1 box to him on the 13th March and another to him on the 14th March?"
"No, why would I do that when they were both part of the same consignment?"
"It's saying that both consignments have been cancelled"
"So what happens to the boxes that I gave to the driver, will they get delivered or will they just be held somewhere?"
"They'll probably get delivered, but they'll have a different consignment number now, because the original one was cancelled"
"Do you have the new consignment number, so I can track it?"
"No"
"Great, bye!"
A**e Clowns.