work!

[al]

I considered a job as a cleaner at Big Ben, but they wanted me to work around the clock.

al.

 

[feetabix]

this is all moving too fast for me al.....we need a break!....

 

[David B]

I considered a job as a cleaner at Big Ben, but they wanted me to work around the clock.

al.

As an alternative, you could always get a job with a company that makes bits for PC keyboards, although it would probably involve some degree of shift work.



David

 

[jamabikes]

got to hand it to you al, thats one tick tock joke you just told grandad.

 

[Minty Sauce]

I considered a job as a lift engineer, but apparently it has its ups and downs.......

 

[cyfa2809]

At least you would never be late for work.

 

[NAILTRAIL96]

I considered a job as a lift engineer, but apparently it has its ups and downs.......

Thats wrong on so many levels.

 

[Minty Sauce]

I considered a job as a lift engineer, but apparently it has its ups and downs.......

Thats wrong on so many levels.

I was also offered a job as a litter picker, to which I said I don't have any experience. They said it was ok, I'd pick it up as I went along. :roll:

 

[marky2484]

Went for a job as a handyman.

Interviewer - Can you do plumbing?

Me - No.

Electrics?

No.

Carpentry?

No.

Any sort of DIY, General building ?

No.


Interviewer - What makes you think in any way you are qualified for this position?

Me - I only live round the corner.....................

 

[Iwasgoodonce]

I applied for a job at the stables. In the interview I was asked if I had ever shoed a horse. I said no, but I once told a donkey to c0ck off!