work!

[Neil]

I considered a job as a cleaner at Big Ben, but they wanted me to work around the clock.

al.

As an alternative, you could always get a job with a company that makes bits for PC keyboards, although it would probably involve some degree of shift work.



David

Don't do it - left me all spaced out.

 

[captaincosmic]

I was offered a job in a restaurant but.....I couldnt wait

 

[azaro]

I was offered a plaice at a fishmonger's, but when I saw their pay scale......

 

[Kestonian]

I applied for a job as a yoga teacher.

They asked if I was flexible.

I said I can't work Tuesday afternoons

 

[Baron von Trumpen Bottom]

I considered a job as a cleaner at Big Ben, but they wanted me to work around the clock.

al.

As an alternative, you could always get a job with a company that makes bits for PC keyboards, although it would probably involve some degree of shift work.



David

I actually did back in the day! Worked on a production line making keyboards for IBM I put the buttons onto the board and I was bored doing it.

I was asked if I wanted to be an Hangman's mate but it ment long hours and some one always trying to drop you in it.

 

[David B]

I considered a job as a cleaner at Big Ben, but they wanted me to work around the clock.

al.

As an alternative, you could always get a job with a company that makes bits for PC keyboards, although it would probably involve some degree of shift work.



David

Don't do it - left me all spaced out.

No intention to return, then? Not even if the management offered to take you out for a lavish lunch with them picking up the tab?

David

 

[Iwasgoodonce]

I had a job nailing together broken furniture in a lesbian holiday camp.











It didn't last as they didn't want me to use nails. It was all tongue and groove!

 

[The Ken]

I got a degree in Geometry, got more than 90, didn't get a job as they said I was too obtuse.

 

[David B]

I had an interesting job once, making components for submarine periscopes. Didn't last long, though, as a few months later the company went under.



David

 

[Jamiedyer]

Work

I once had a job as a circumciser, but I slipped and got the sack.

Jamie