why do girlfriends make you fat?

[konahed]

Every time I have a girlfriend I end up putting on weight.

 

[xizang]

Strange, when I used to get new girlfriends I used to burn off more calories and get a bit fitter

Only put on weight when I got married :roll:

 

[REKIBorter]

Strange, when I used to get new girlfriends I used to burn off more calories and get a bit fitter

Only put on weight when I got married :roll:

Yup :roll:

 

[Jamiedyer]

Girlfriends

Stop eating them

Jamie

 

[Lysander]

Every time I have a girlfriend I end up putting on weight.

I find the same thing...........probably something to do with less calories bein' burnt due to the reduction in constant masturbation...............

 

[greenfinger]

i put on weight when i got married. proper dinners instead of me just eating any old things has made me gain the weight. that and cider oh and sitting looking at the net instead of out chasing birds(not the winged variety)

 

[Lollipops]

I'm kinda new on here, been keeping a quiet eye on this forum for a bit, but I just had to reply to this post!! I've recently become the new gf of a retrobike-nut, nd I am losing weight at a rate of knots!! I swear the bf has been trying to break me for the last 2 weeks, through mountain biking, squash, and various other energetic activities .....!! .... But he hasn't quite succeeded yet!! Lol!!

Not all gfs have a detrimental effect on the bloke involved you know, and some bfs have a fab effect on the new girl instead!!

Lollipops to all,

L x

 

[Easy_Rider]

I have a long term gf but still seem to swing nearly 3 stone between my max and min. Maybe i should chart it and see if there's a pattern....

 

[crud]

Re: Girlfriends

Stop eating them

Jamie

 

[wooly pluto]

Theory number one: You spend more time on dating, less on biking.
Theory number two: You spend more money on some stupid things rather than on retro bikes and parts.
Theory number three: Theory number two gets worse if you are finally married