whay happens when you leave ya tools unattended

[matthew71]

never seen such a pile off second rate powertools,you guy,s need to step up and get one off these


hah...mines twice that size...thats a girly saw...my mums saw is bigger than that....pfft

has 300mm off cut , and mine is for joinery, yours butchery

 

[dyna-ti]

This a pissing competition?
Show off your work or crawl away tail between yer legs

never seen such a pile off second rate powertools,you guy,s need to step up and get one off these
hah...mines twice that size...thats a girly saw...my mums saw is bigger than that....pfft

has 300mm off cut , and mine is for joinery, yours butchery

Tis just a toy

We have 2 of these.

 

[feetabix]

This a pissing competition?
Show off your work or crawl away tail between yer legs

never seen such a pile off second rate powertools,you guy,s need to step up and get one off these
hah...mines twice that size...thats a girly saw...my mums saw is bigger than that....pfft

has 300mm off cut , and mine is for joinery, yours butchery

Tis just a toy

We have 2 of these

that makes you his 'bitch' matty!....

 

[Neil]

This a pissing competition?
Show off your work or crawl away tail between yer legs

never seen such a pile off second rate powertools,you guy,s need to step up and get one off these
hah...mines twice that size...thats a girly saw...my mums saw is bigger than that....pfft

has 300mm off cut , and mine is for joinery, yours butchery

Tis just a toy

We have 2 of these.

Proper "That's not a knife. THAT's a knife." moment.



either that, or we've got a proper game of knifey-spoon on our hands

 

[jax13]

the suckers breed like rabbits ,,,thats what...

well if thats the case my allen keys have run off to impregnate someone elses.

is there any way of telling if a neighbours allen keys are in heat? the little buggers have been gone for 4 weeks now & haven't shown themselves in any of the tool boxes I own, not in the office, not in the car & not even in one of my 3 'man drawers' in the house. the only viable explanation left is that they got a whiff of some ripe tool gusset & went off to sow some oats!

 

[Neil]

the suckers breed like rabbits ,,,thats what...

well if thats the case my allen keys have run off to impregnate someone elses.

is there any way of telling if a neighbours allen keys are in heat? the little buggers have been gone for 4 weeks now & haven't shown themselves in any of the tool boxes I own, not in the office, not in the car & not even in one of my 3 'man drawers' in the house. the only viable explanation left is that they got a whiff of some ripe tool gusset & went off to sow some oats!

What you need is a bloody big magnet. I'm thinking of the proportions that Doc from Back to the Future would build.

That'd get your allen keys back...

 

[jax13]

the suckers breed like rabbits ,,,thats what...

well if thats the case my allen keys have run off to impregnate someone elses.

is there any way of telling if a neighbours allen keys are in heat? the little buggers have been gone for 4 weeks now & haven't shown themselves in any of the tool boxes I own, not in the office, not in the car & not even in one of my 3 'man drawers' in the house. the only viable explanation left is that they got a whiff of some ripe tool gusset & went off to sow some oats!

What you need is a bloody big magnet. I'm thinking of the proportions that Doc from Back to the Future would build.

That'd get your allen keys back...

yeah - but its probably easier just to wait for the postie to bring my new ones this week!

 

[Neil]

the suckers breed like rabbits ,,,thats what...

well if thats the case my allen keys have run off to impregnate someone elses.

is there any way of telling if a neighbours allen keys are in heat? the little buggers have been gone for 4 weeks now & haven't shown themselves in any of the tool boxes I own, not in the office, not in the car & not even in one of my 3 'man drawers' in the house. the only viable explanation left is that they got a whiff of some ripe tool gusset & went off to sow some oats!

What you need is a bloody big magnet. I'm thinking of the proportions that Doc from Back to the Future would build.
That'd get your allen keys back...

yeah - but its probably easier just to wait for the postie to bring my new ones this week!

Great Scott!

(fore! I'm playing through...)

Do you think Doc from Back to the Future settled for the easy options? That's not how the flux capacitor got invented, or a Delorean time-machine-special-edition, or Mr Fusion (that WASN'T just a household blender gaffer-taped to the back of said Delorean).

In fact I'd go as far as to say had Doc been in charge of Delorean, perhaps they wouldn't have gone bust...

 

[jax13]

In fact I'd go as far as to say had Doc been in charge of Delorean, perhaps they wouldn't have gone bust...

ok, this has just gone from silly to stupid!

i'm sure there is someone on here with a statement in their sig about rolling turds in glitter!

it seems awfully relevant re: Delorean, besides, Doc would have used time travel to his advatage if he was a bit more savvy. He could (and should) have gone back in time & punched bono in his smug face when he had the opportunity, taken a photo to prove OJ did it & if he was a bit more switched on he could easily have travelled to a time where he could have made a difference to humanity & suffocated mark zuckerberg in his sleep before the launch of facebook!

 

[petitpal]

Over Easter I've been ear marked to build a bed and a wardrobe for my son's room. I have a small Bosch drill, circular saw, jigsaw, router, two good chisels, three hand saws, a wooden mallet and a plane. Ooooh and a workmate... for building it all in the sodding garden because the garage is full of bike stuff and random crap. That's proper 'mans' * building stuff, non of this airy fairy, 'proper facilities and adequate tools' nonsense.

* Read: idiot