Weeing in front of people...

[David B]

and he could vary the pressure of the omnidirectional stream with how tight the nut was.

Bit like the sparkler on a real ale pump then?

(Insert "tight creamy head" double entendres here)

David

 

[David B]

Don't have a problem with public urinals, but can't stand taking a no. 2 in public (well in a cubical), the thought of making noises and smells fills me with fear!

No.2s at work are the way forward; saves on using loo roll at home, plus your employer is effectively paying you for going for a poo (although if you have a dodgy stomach you're unlikely to be paid on a piecework basis).

David

 

[KermitGKona88]

I was banned from No.2's at work unacceptable concentrations of airbourne pollutants was mentioned many times

 

[highlandsflyer]

Weirdos.

I just can't emit if no one is watching.

Catch me on Watch Me Wizz.com

 

[silverclaws]

Don't have a problem with public urinals, but can't stand taking a no. 2 in public (well in a cubical), the thought of making noises and smells fills me with fear!

No.2s at work are the way forward; saves on using loo roll at home, plus your employer is effectively paying you for going for a poo (although if you have a dodgy stomach you're unlikely to be paid on a piecework basis).

David

Yeah, I agree that was always my thing in the past, literally getting paid for producing crap and they were taking the piss when you used their urinals

Where I work now, it is a case of retraining oneself or head out into the woods with a trowel, as there is no sanitation, or for that matter running water. What fills the kettle comes out of the river in the bottom field or off the roof.

 

[jimihendrix]

Don't have a problem with public urinals, but can't stand taking a no. 2 in public (well in a cubical), the thought of making noises and smells fills me with fear!

No.2s at work are the way forward; saves on using loo roll at home, plus your employer is effectively paying you for going for a poo (although if you have a dodgy stomach you're unlikely to be paid on a piecework basis).

David

What i hate is going into a public bog after someone previous has stank the place out, take a piss, while washing hands someone walks in, sometimes say "that was'nt me BTW", but then i also do that when i'm washing my hands after i've stank the place out.

On the subject of Urinals was in a bar in Glasgow a while ago and they had tiny TV screens at eye level at each Urinal, thought that was cool

 

[jimihendrix]

This thread just reminded me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdjEk4Ct ... re=related

 

[Supratada]

Just turn to the left and right while peeing.I guarantee you'll get more room

I once knew a chap who had a an M8 stainless nut and bolt through his end, he ensured peeing clearance all the time as it squirted sideways as well as forward, and he could vary the pressure of the omnidirectional stream with how tight the nut was.

Now that concerns me. When I put the front lip on my car I used M8 SS nuts, bolts and washers, and when they bind up, as a couple inevitably did, you ain't getting it undone without an angle grinder and some mole grips.
No one wants that near their old fella.

 

[Khane]

Just turn to the left and right while peeing.I guarantee you'll get more room

I once knew a chap who had a an M8 stainless nut and bolt through his end, he ensured peeing clearance all the time as it squirted sideways as well as forward, and he could vary the pressure of the omnidirectional stream with how tight the nut was.

Now that concerns me. When I put the front lip on my car I used M8 SS nuts, bolts and washers, and when they bind up, as a couple inevitably did, you ain't getting it undone without an angle grinder and some mole grips.
No one wants that near their old fella.

nut splitter ?

 

[FMJ]

On the subject of Urinals was in a bar in Glasgow a while ago and they had tiny TV screens at eye level at each Urinal, thought that was cool

And that reminded me of the (defunct) bar in Toronto called the Bovine Sex Club. The urinals had small windows looking out into the bar.



You don't want to know about the cubicles in the main lounge.