silverclaws":38hs7k4b said:and he could vary the pressure of the omnidirectional stream with how tight the nut was.
Bit like the sparkler on a real ale pump then?

(Insert "tight creamy head" double entendres here)
David
silverclaws":38hs7k4b said:and he could vary the pressure of the omnidirectional stream with how tight the nut was.
Nick C":3l2rpiu1 said:Don't have a problem with public urinals, but can't stand taking a no. 2 in public (well in a cubical), the thought of making noises and smells fills me with fear!
David B":2zdt817g said:Nick C":2zdt817g said:Don't have a problem with public urinals, but can't stand taking a no. 2 in public (well in a cubical), the thought of making noises and smells fills me with fear!
No.2s at work are the way forward; saves on using loo roll at home, plus your employer is effectively paying you for going for a poo (although if you have a dodgy stomach you're unlikely to be paid on a piecework basis).
David
David B":3r1un5pf said:Nick C":3r1un5pf said:Don't have a problem with public urinals, but can't stand taking a no. 2 in public (well in a cubical), the thought of making noises and smells fills me with fear!
No.2s at work are the way forward; saves on using loo roll at home, plus your employer is effectively paying you for going for a poo (although if you have a dodgy stomach you're unlikely to be paid on a piecework basis).
David
silverclaws":3e5qc9i7 said:dyna-ti":3e5qc9i7 said:Just turn to the left and right while peeing.I guarantee you'll get more room![]()
I once knew a chap who had a an M8 stainless nut and bolt through his end, he ensured peeing clearance all the time as it squirted sideways as well as forward, and he could vary the pressure of the omnidirectional stream with how tight the nut was.
Supratada":j2jrq0pi said:silverclaws":j2jrq0pi said:dyna-ti":j2jrq0pi said:Just turn to the left and right while peeing.I guarantee you'll get more room![]()
I once knew a chap who had a an M8 stainless nut and bolt through his end, he ensured peeing clearance all the time as it squirted sideways as well as forward, and he could vary the pressure of the omnidirectional stream with how tight the nut was.
Now that concerns me. When I put the front lip on my car I used M8 SS nuts, bolts and washers, and when they bind up, as a couple inevitably did, you ain't getting it undone without an angle grinder and some mole grips.
No one wants that near their old fella.
jimihendrix":2s43lwr2 said:On the subject of Urinals was in a bar in Glasgow a while ago and they had tiny TV screens at eye level at each Urinal, thought that was cool![]()