Top Gear

CAS":x6guuffy said:
Top gear - cure for insomnia in my book!

Maybe your thinking of the wilderness years when it was presented by pedants with neat beards and grey shoes who insisted on using the correct Italian pronounciation of "Lancia" and said Talbot as though it was a French word?
 
Pogo":1rwq41bm said:
cyfa2809":1rwq41bm said:
:lol:
the uk have kind of grown to hate him somewhat
he has sort of outgrown his boots if you like
He is still very popular but because of his politics he's a target for the beardy, weirdy, guardian readers. They always hated him, no change there.
I don't hate him.

Don't dislike him for his politics.

Don't have a beard, nor read the Grauniad.

As others have said, I think there was a time when he was just about right for the show. And even now, outside of "The Act" on Top Gear, when making other programmes can still be very good. But increased popularity has gone to his head, and he's become this kooky caricature, and in doing so, thinks he can become some quasi-comedic-edgy-politico, but fails on just about every score - not truly funny, beyond drooling adoration, and just controversial enough to court the skinny-jeans-and-aviators cool vote, but a pale pastiche of anything edgy enough to bring a true storm to his doors, so to speak...

Yet some think that in being so scriptedly (!) un-pc, that he's the man, and do the whole never-mind-the-quality-feel-the-width thing. In reality he's just another fool who's bought into his popularity and the gravy-train-whilst-it's-still popular and now plays to the lowest common denominator. All the while, I think, now, Top Gear would be vastly improved if it was done in voice-over, or dubbed, by The Fast Show characters.

Either that, or Clarskon could truly fulfill his potential and play Randy Savage (RIP) in a made-for-TV-bio - Ooh Yeah.
 
David B":81gr09is said:
Neil":81gr09is said:
All the while, I think, now, Top Gear would be vastly improved if it was done in voice-over, or dubbed, by The Fast Show characters.

Paul Whitehouse has already been there, done that;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMuO-8S_0Wg
Funny - but not quite what I was looking for.

What I was thinking was the show as normal with Jezza and the help doing there thing, then Whitehouse and chums either voice-over or dub the Top Gear show in character.

Brilliant kid could do the Hamster, so to speak. Rowley Birkin could be Jezza, bit undecided on May, at the moment - maybe Dave Angel would be the left-field choice for him (edit) or maybe "Which was nice", "Swiss Tony", "I think I've just come" bloke...

I think it could work - I think I should pitch it. After all, given the "unique way the BBC is funded" surely I've got half a chance...
 
Drencrom":22m3kopm said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS1le_8ZhOU
FPWM.

"Smell my cheese!"

I still say it's more of a sellable pitch than Alan's, though...
 
Neil":scv360y1 said:
Brilliant kid could do the Hamster, so to speak. Rowley Birkin could be Jezza, bit undecided on May, at the moment - maybe Dave Angel would be the left-field choice for him (edit) or maybe "Which was nice", "Swiss Tony", "I think I've just come" bloke...

I think it could work - I think I should pitch it. After all, given the "unique way the BBC is funded" surely I've got half a chance...

Unlucky Alf might be a good choice for May, with "oh, c**k" in place of the usual "oh, b****r" catchphrase. Or given May's percieved slow, laid-back persona, possibly Louis "Jazz Club" Balfour?

Oh, and as for The Stig - you ain't seen him, right? ;)

David
 
Maybe if Chris Eubank can get a cameo!

But your point is well made, Top Gear is a caricature of what even it used to be. Which is a shame, but then the marketing side of the show must be worth an absolute fortune - all those annuals and toys.
 
David B":7ndihssh said:
Neil":7ndihssh said:
Brilliant kid could do the Hamster, so to speak. Rowley Birkin could be Jezza, bit undecided on May, at the moment - maybe Dave Angel would be the left-field choice for him (edit) or maybe "Which was nice", "Swiss Tony", "I think I've just come" bloke...

I think it could work - I think I should pitch it. After all, given the "unique way the BBC is funded" surely I've got half a chance...
Unlucky Alf might be a good choice for May, with "oh, c**k" in place of the usual "oh, b****r" catchphrase. Or given May's percieved slow, laid-back persona, possibly Louis "Jazz Club" Balfour?
You could be on to something there - and isn't that just typical, the presenter seemingly getting the least normal attention could be a composite of several Fast Show characters, whereas the other Jezza's and Hamster's gimmick could be easily served by just one...
David B":7ndihssh said:
Oh, and as for The Stig - you ain't seen him, right? ;)
'nuther good call.

This idea is taking shape.

I'd certainly watch it.

And I'd wager that most of the viewers wouldn't really get the p1sstake, sorry, pastiche.
 
Great to see it still going and it's entertaining for sure.

5th gear with proper drivers (Plato & Tiff) for proper car tests/reviews.
 
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