This will make you laugh

[al]

I have been voted as Chairman of our local residents committee.

 

[legrandefromage]

clearly not enough used

 

[al]

It's fantastic!

First constitutional change is...


I'm going to make me king and marry all the lovely ladies.

 

[tintin40]

How many were their? Just you and your wife? Next your be standing for parliament :shock:

 

[al]

I'll have you know there were lots of people there.

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!

 

[tintin40]

I'll have you know there were lots of people there.

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!

Did money change for votes Ill vote for you. I think your a great neighbor.

 

[al]

I'll have you know there were lots of people there.

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!

Did money change for votes Ill vote for you. I think your a great neighbor.

You mean because you live 300 miles away?

 

[tintin40]

I'll have you know there were lots of people there.

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!

Did money change for votes Ill vote for you. I think your a great neighbor.

You mean because you live 300 miles away?

That's close by Aussie standards :shock:

 

[al]

Little Mary came home from school and said "mummy little Johnny Smith has a willy like a peanut"

Shocked at her daughters claims, her mother asked "why Mary, is it small"

Mary replied "no it tastes salty"





I'm sorry

 

[kaiser]

The Beard had gave you gravitas