This will make you laugh

[oldschool]

Little Mary came home from school and said "mummy little Johnny Smith has a willy like a peanut"

Shocked at her daughters claims, her mother asked "why Mary, is it small"

Mary replied "no it tastes salty"





I'm sorry

very very good

 

[al]

Just a sample of my opening ice breaker!!

I'm just waiting for an ambulance for old Mrs Nicholls. :shock:

On the whole I think the first meeting went well.

al.

 

[Harryburgundy]

Mmm...yes but I fear your residence is a potting shed in a
long negelected allotment....who voted for you? Mr and Mrs Garlic

 

[al]

Mmm...yes but I fear your residence is a potting shed in a
long negelected allotment....who voted for you? Mr and Mrs Garlic

You're just jealous cos I'm Mr popular.

Anyway mr and mrs Garlic are away visiting their good friends the shallots in Devon, smart arse!!

 

[Harryburgundy]