That's me.... 
Wandering down the Kings Road in Chelsea on Sunday en route to photograph a fellow RB member's wedding, I get stopped by a random posh lady and her kids.
She asks, "I know you must get this all the time, but could you possibly do a couple of autographs for my children, they're such fans..."
Stunned, I am about to say yes of course and sign Michael Jackson or something, when I look round and standing right beside me is Frank Lampard. He's watched me bumble along the pavement covered in cameras, 70-200mm lens hanging off one side with a doubler on it - looking like pap scum (all be it in a suit), and thought, "That's got to be the sh*ttest pap in town not noticing me - even when standing right next to me...."
So I did the done thing and stepped aside and papped him. If I'd not been pressed for time, I'd have followed him and bagged the girlfriend shot and made more from the pap than the wedding the same day...
I'm so bad at it. :roll: This is just the latest in a long line of celeb blunders... 
Wandering down the Kings Road in Chelsea on Sunday en route to photograph a fellow RB member's wedding, I get stopped by a random posh lady and her kids.
She asks, "I know you must get this all the time, but could you possibly do a couple of autographs for my children, they're such fans..."
Stunned, I am about to say yes of course and sign Michael Jackson or something, when I look round and standing right beside me is Frank Lampard.
He's watched me bumble along the pavement covered in cameras, 70-200mm lens hanging off one side with a doubler on it - looking like pap scum (all be it in a suit), and thought, "That's got to be the sh*ttest pap in town not noticing me - even when standing right next to me...." So I did the done thing and stepped aside and papped him.
If I'd not been pressed for time, I'd have followed him and bagged the girlfriend shot and made more from the pap than the wedding the same day... I'm so bad at it. :roll:
This is just the latest in a long line of celeb blunders... 
