The red mist descended for a few minutes...

I had a similar experience a few years back, but a few miles after the idiot almost hit me, I spotted his car parked along the road I was on. The guy tried to run me off the road and then drove away laughing. I didn't want to get busted for damaging his car, although I was tempted. As he wasn't around to yell at, I decided to load up his windshield with as much phlegm and spit that I could spit out! I managed to cover the driver's half of the windshield and left knowing the idiot would have to spend some time cleaning the windshield before he could drive off! This was almost as satisfying as yelling at him in person! Pat
 
stevetait":io439rzo said:
GT85 on windscreens.... amazing rainbow effect in wet conditions :lol:

Fine until the tool drives into you or some one else because he cant see out of his screen effectively.

:lol: :lol:
 
Find car
Employ hydraulic fluid
Leave to work its magic :wink:


:? Not that i would condone such behaviour :?
 
a pint of milk thru the window if its open....you should smell it after a few days in the warmth..this happened in a friends car..he spilt the milk and boy it honked like vomit for months...


this shouldnt obscure his vision in the slightest...just his ability to hold down his lunch
 
gibbleking":2k3jo2b0 said:
a pint of milk thru the window if its open....you should smell it after a few days in the warmth..this happened in a friends car..he spilt the milk and boy it honked like vomit for months...


this shouldnt obscure his vision in the slightest...just his ability to hold down his lunch

and a fish hidden between the seat back :)

I would report it to the police with the best description you can give them, that will register the first event should he try it again giving you a bit of a head start legally. It might also give them something to check over if he does eventually crash into someone (I hope it doesn't come to this).

On a sadder note though I don't know how much difference it will make as you don't get much for killing someone on a bike nowadays. http://beta.thecourier.co.uk/News/Fife/ ... rvice.html
 
The Ken":2512no0z said:
gibbleking":2512no0z said:
and a fish hidden between the seat back :)

Did this many years ago in the headmasters office, tucked inside an aircon duct. Was also in South Africa at the beginning of the summer holidays, so aircon off and heat on.
Took them a while to find it when school opened again as well.
Result.
 
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