Ok, so there I am. Long day. 1500 miles, two cars, a plane and a walk from home and I get into the hotel tired and switch on the tv for a bit of downtime.
The previous resident was kind enough to have left it on the adult channel ready for whoever was going to follow in his footsteps. ‘PornOlympics’ was the feature. Proper as well. Spain clearly has different rules to even Italy or France when it comes to watersheds and terrestrial tv.
But you know what? Even an old Pornoisseur can grow tired of such antics at 2am in a strange place far from home. So I channel hopped until I found an old Spanish road racing programme and didn’t return to the medley of legs and changing rooms, and akward camera angles and equally akward fitness equipment to work them around.
The moral of this short tale is just that. Moral. Cycling was more appealing. Wrong this may be to some. Getting old perhaps others might say? But the reality was that the power of two wheels overcame the allure of eight legs. And I never thought I’d say that.
The previous resident was kind enough to have left it on the adult channel ready for whoever was going to follow in his footsteps. ‘PornOlympics’ was the feature. Proper as well. Spain clearly has different rules to even Italy or France when it comes to watersheds and terrestrial tv.
But you know what? Even an old Pornoisseur can grow tired of such antics at 2am in a strange place far from home. So I channel hopped until I found an old Spanish road racing programme and didn’t return to the medley of legs and changing rooms, and akward camera angles and equally akward fitness equipment to work them around.
The moral of this short tale is just that. Moral. Cycling was more appealing. Wrong this may be to some. Getting old perhaps others might say? But the reality was that the power of two wheels overcame the allure of eight legs. And I never thought I’d say that.
