The first ever Schwinn MTB on eBay ?

[clockworkgazz]

nice beard btw rob

 

[GoldenEraMTB]

nice beard btw rob

Garyyyyyyy....don't do it :evil:

anyway, I've been clean shaven for weeks now, not that any beard on me could be called anything other than absolutely masculine.

 

[pete_mcc]

you have a beard, dont you....

So do I!


Can't see what being a proud parent has to do with not being a paedo either, 70% of abusers are family members-maybe you protest to much, highlandsflyer? Maybe there needs to be a desensitization to the issue as new parents are so screwed up with fear about the world around them because they stupid enough to believe everything they read out of context in the fear mongering media and then they create that same fear in the eyes of their children to the extend that everything is seen as a threat.

Anyhoo when did this place become STW or the Daily Mail filled with sanctimonious, dour, humourless dullards. Those sorts of beards have aways been known as Paedo-beards in my group of friends even though i sport one, and yes we do talk like that at the dinner table as we are not puritanical, PC zealots supping on bread and water.

 

[pete_mcc]

Oh and Goldeneramtb, cheers for that it's rare that someone compliments my bored ramblings in the manner in which they are written - tongue in cheek and without an ounce of seriousness to them.

The whole reason i never post on STW anymore is that you have to lower your intellect level for fear of people missing a point and you have to talk in plain terms to avoid confusion. At least on here you can say what you want, have a barny and it's all taken in the manner it's meant with and forgotten the next day.

 

[GoldenEraMTB]

Oh and Goldeneramtb, cheers for that it's rare that someone compliments my bored ramblings in the manner in which they are written - tongue in cheek and without an ounce of seriousness to them.

The whole reason i never post on STW anymore is that you have to lower your intellect level for fear of people missing a point and you have to talk in plain terms to avoid confusion. At least on here you can say what you want, have a barny and it's all taken in the manner it's meant with and forgotten the next day.

cheers

you have a beard, dont you....

So do I!


Can't see what being a proud parent has to do with not being a paedo either, 70% of abusers are family members-maybe you protest to much, highlandsflyer? Maybe there needs to be a desensitization to the issue as new parents are so screwed up with fear about the world around them because they stupid enough to believe everything they read out of context in the fear mongering media and then they create that same fear in the eyes of their children to the extend that everything is seen as a threat.

Anyhoo when did this place become STW or the Daily Mail filled with sanctimonious, dour, humourless dullards. Those sorts of beards have aways been known as Paedo-beards in my group of friends even though i sport one, and yes we do talk like that at the dinner table as we are not puritanical, PC zealots supping on bread and water.

pics or I call work!

 

[pete_mcc]

pics or I call work!

What pushes mine to paedo factor 10 is that it's ginger. Three afflictions for the price of one: I'm a shite, I've a Paedo beard and I'm a ginger.

Oh and here's a joke for you (although it's not good when read as it's pun based, so say it out loud!

Two Paedophiles on a beach trying to get a tan. One turns and says to the other, "get out of my sun"

 

[Charlieboy28]

Seems hes got a point though

http://www.tenwordwiki.com/Paedo_Beard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU

must be true

 

[IDB1]

Rarely does the beard molest children.

Oh my days that is priceless!!!!

 

[kaiser]

that looks like jim royle!

 

[highlandsflyer]

maybe you protest to much, highlandsflyer?

I don't reckon you have quite the sense of humour you think you have. I don't think most of us are laughing. You are well out of line. No one who either knows me or reads anything I post would come to the conclusion I am lacking in the humour department.

Yeah, maybe I am a paedophile, maybe you are, maybe the guy in that eBay listing is.

Literally side splitting mirth material.

That you choose to follow up with a joke like you just made betrays your position in the food chain of comedy.

Yeah, bottom feeder all the way.

Golden Era, if I need a second opinion on comedy I will go to someone qualified. I certainly am not sensitive in this area, just don't see the place on a family orientated forum.

(Actually that doesn't quite fit because you are from one of cradles of great comedy, but there is a time and place right?)