Rubbish joke thread

[al]

Only crap jokes need apply.

I'll start you off...

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: “This could be interesting.”


al.

 

[letmetalktomark]

My personal favorite crap joke.....

What goes ha ha bonk?










A man laughing his head off.

 

[SouthCoastRetro]

I went swimming with dolphins the other day, never thought we'd get on but we just clicked.

 

[LQQK]

Pull my finger...

 

[al]

Pull my finger...

You wearing purple nail varnish?


Dirty boy!!

al.

 

[tintin40]

Life (can be a crap joke some days) :roll:

 

[al]

Life (can be a crap joke some days) :roll:

Tell uncle al all about it?


al.

 

[cyfa2809]

Life (can be a crap joke some days) :roll:

Tell uncle al all about it?


al.

is that a joke?

 

[IDB1]

What's got 8 legs and 1 eye..









2 chairs and half a sheeps head.

 

[Neil]

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?




Doug.

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?





Douglas.


Badam-tish.

Eye-thang-ewe.

I'm here all week.