Particle found by a big machine in a mountain.

[makster]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/scie ... 2070432966

 

[JeRkY]

But what does the new particle do?

If RB had some sort of gathering with all members attending, say at a pub. So we're all scattered about and all of a sudden Cheryl Cole turns up. Cheryl Cole in this case is the theoretical Higgs Boson. As she makes her way round the party chatting to us panting sex pests she gains more people following her round the party. If you can imagine we are your average Joe atom then you've got a basic understanding of it.

That is odly the best description of it I have read!

 

[unkleGsif]

Apparently, a load of Scientologists have announced that they have found God.... He's been in Switzerland all this time

I may have got hold of the wrong end of the stick



G

 

[makster]

But what does the new particle do?

If RB had some sort of gathering with all members attending, say at a pub. So we're all scattered about and all of a sudden Cheryl Cole turns up. Cheryl Cole in this case is the theoretical Higgs Boson. As she makes her way round the party chatting to us panting sex pests she gains more people following her round the party. If you can imagine we are your average Joe atom then you've got a basic understanding of it.

That is odly the best description of it I have read!

He missed the part out though where she goes into the pubs bogs and kicks the crap out of a nigerian toilet attendant

 

[Barneyballbags]

I still think it would have been better if they'd called it "Steve".

 

[cyfa2809]

But what is 'steve' has a mental breakdown and cant cope and everything falls apart?
Before that would have been sods law or the unknown but now its just something to point the finger at.

 

[Tazio]

Professor Higgs comes into the cafe in my work every day. Turns out he's been coming in for years and nobody knew who he was. Very nice chap apparently.

 

[al]

Professor Higgs comes into the cafe in my work every day. Turns out he's been coming in for years and nobody knew who he was. Very nice chap apparently.

Does he order the cosmic soup?












No need to get my coat, I've been wearing it for two months.

al.

 

[makster]

Professor Higgs comes into the cafe in my work every day. Turns out he's been coming in for years and nobody knew who he was. Very nice chap apparently.

Does he order the cosmic soup?












No need to get my coat, I've been wearing it for two months.

al.

He's in training, so just has a proton shake

 

[KeepItSteel]

particle physics gives me a hadron