Particle found by a big machine in a mountain.

[al]

The head of research of the project made a small speech to the hundreds of Scientists Involved in the momentus breakthrough...





Piss off home you lot... you're all sacked.


al.

 

[xerxes]

Pfffff, I could have found them a particle with shovel.

 

[FMJ]

Let me be the first to welcome our new particle overlords.

 

[REKIBorter]

But what does the new particle do?

 

[FluffyChicken]

But what does the new particle do?

Sells new text books.

 

[Tazio]

But what does the new particle do?

If RB had some sort of gathering with all members attending, say at a pub. So we're all scattered about and all of a sudden Cheryl Cole turns up. Cheryl Cole in this case is the theoretical Higgs Boson. As she makes her way round the party chatting to us panting sex pests she gains more people following her round the party. If you can imagine we are your average Joe atom then you've got a basic understanding of it.

 

[93hero]

But what does the new particle do?

If RB had some sort of gathering with all members attending, say at a pub. So we're all scattered about and all of a sudden Cheryl Cole turns up. Cheryl Cole in this case is the theoretical Higgs Boson. As she makes her way round the party chatting to us panting sex pests she gains more people following her round the party. If you can imagine we are your average Joe atom then you've got a basic understanding of it.

I will never imagine myself as 'average Joe Atom'.

I'm a 'Charm Quark'.

 

[NAILTRAIL96]

But what does the new particle do?

If RB had some sort of gathering with all members attending, say at a pub. So we're all scattered about and all of a sudden Cheryl Cole turns up. Cheryl Cole in this case is the theoretical Higgs Boson. As she makes her way round the party chatting to us panting sex pests she gains more people following her round the party. If you can imagine we are your average Joe atom then you've got a basic understanding of it.

They've found a particle that makes other particles sick and shags the "simon cowel" particle?

 

[REKIBorter]

So the Higgs boson is like Danni Minogue - small and perfectly enhanced.

 

[matthew71]

is it possible to crush the louis walsh atom ?