ringo":32kruwtk said:
Is it me or do the terms Donkis Nob and Dogs Bollx take something away from these fantastic machines...
I can swear with the best of them (witness some of the auctions I missed out on...) but it just seems so cheesy to use these fnarr fnarr acronyms...
Or is that the gag? The joke didn't survive to make it into retro and the bikes more than did!
I'd love a Dogs but I'd have Gil whip up a set of decals without the bolx!
PS, sorry we are moving a bit OT...
It doesnt take anything away from these fantastic bikes IMHO, it only adds to it.
I dont consider the English Frame Builders Chosen model names any more "Cheesy" than some of the more well known model names from other countries frame builders...!!!
I mean, if there wasnt massive advertising and reviews/promotion at the time, would we have really considered a name referring to a Pepper, and a dinner menu......i.e the " Salsa Ala Carte ". (this just being one example).
For me, the names are part of the charm, especially when you consider the point in time that is in question., and the reasons why it all started.
Early 1990s, we were(ok sum of us...

...lol) were walking around wearing bumbags/fanny packs.... :shock: , i remember there being a lot of pink and purple clothing.....even pink Sunglasses were popular.....lol.....All shocking when we look back now.
How it all Began..............FACT.
Chas Roberts, was indeed working on a very important NEW frame project, the weekend of the biggest race event in Uk history was fast approaching again, and Chas Roberts and the entire team were working Through the Night, to finish this new frame to the FASTIDIOUS high standards, that Roberts cycles is renowned for.
The Day before the race the frames fabrication was finished, and was sent for powdercoat.
This particular frame was like no frame that had gone before it, and was a cumulation of all the knowledge gained from the best of the white Spiders and more....much more.
At a time, when the Market was flooded with Bright Neon colours, and mad splatter paint jobs..... given these facts and the time restraints they were left with to actually get to the Malvern hills classic on time, the chosen Colour was a timeless and Classy white and black.
The trouble was.......with all the work and the detail that had been going into the frame and the panic to have it finished so the magazines could view it as had been requested, no One had thought to give the Bike a Model Name.
At this time, Chas had a University Degree student working with them in the work shop who was an Avid fan of "VIZ" magazine.
When chas held the frame up, and realised at the eleventh Hour, there was no model name, this staff member with his copy of Viz Magazine in hand, stopped dead in his tracks, and said mate thats the "DOGS BOLOX". (an expression meaning top quality/top of the range, and made popular here in the uk, by VIZ magazine).
Chas said thats perfect, made some decals quickly attached them to the frame, and raced down the motorway to the Malverns, to Show the much awaited frame to the Press and the Public.
The Acronym didnt come untill later when Chas was asked to explain the name, and he Jovially came up with a meaning for the name, reffering to it....
Dirt Orientated Geometry System Bidirectional Ovalised Lateral Xtra.
and considering this was off the top of his head when asked, i think it was pretty dam good............
Of course at a time when Competiton was fierce from both foreign and domestic markets, it didnt take long for other well respected English frame builders to follow suit, with there top of the range frames, and there chosen names.
the rest as they say is history.