Observations and true-isms!

[Steve Kish]

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Money can't buy you poverty.

If all the world's crooked politicians were laid end-to-end between London and New York, most of them would drown.

According to research, 86.37% of all statistics are inaccurate ... including this one!

 

[rosstheboss]

You can't a hangover two days in a row

 

[ptr138]

"There's no such thing as a metal frisbee"
"Don't eat glass"
"Don't pick fights with known psychos"

etc

Four Tet ft David Shrigley - Dont's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD3O67VBEbk

Classic

 

[fingers]

Dont eat yellow snow.

 

[hoegaardenadds1]

never rub another mans rhubarb

fat people are harder to kidnap

fat rbers bounce better

 

[kaiser]

Don't criticise another man till you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way you will be one mile away and you will have his shoes.

 

[hoegaardenadds1]

if your other half complains of being fat, tell them to walk 4 miles every night. at least then by the end of the week you'll be 28 miles away from the fat biffa!

 

[Grannygrinder]

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Amazingly, her bum never looks big in anything :roll:
If I pay 'X' for something on Ebay, within 1 week 4 identical items will roll through for 'X' minus 50%. Its the truth I tell you :?
It is always the quiet ones

 

[llamedos]

Breaking strain of a kit kat

Shit happens

You can't live with kids, who says you can't live without them

 

[brocklanders023]

You can't a hangover two days in a row

Rubbish..... After a heavy Saturday night I was still in a bad way today. Fact.