Number 2

[Easy_Rider]

girls don't have a John Thomas, what's the protocol there?

You never heard of a shewee?? It was on the gadget show not long ago before you ask how i know about it

http://www.shewee.com/

 

[TheGreenRabbit]

girls don't have a John Thomas, what's the protocol there?

Easy http://www.shepee.co.uk/

 

[IDB1]

SheePee AND SheeWee. . . . the choices are legion!!..

Although, chicks with plastic d**ks are mildly disconcerting. . . .

 

[cchris2lou]

The protocol is
1 - fall to the back of the group on a slight down hill
2 - stand up
3 - pop out John Thomas, do what you have to do
4 - pop in John Thomas
5 - peddle to catch up

Easy !!

i used to ride with a semi pro who could do it sitting on the saddle . just got his leg out of the way and got it out .

 

[FMJ]

The advert above the post is for the right seat, at least.

 

[cyfa2809]

then youd have a consolidated mess down your seatpost

 

[FMJ]

then youd have a consolidated mess down your seatpost

 

[CAS]

This whole thing is gross! It has to be a wind up!

 

[Easy_Rider]

This whole thing is gross! It has to be a wind up!

The #1 or #2? I'm disgusted by both, but like you have my doubts about the #2 business.

 

[perry]

I don't know whats worse , what she did or that she thought that the etiquette was to do what she did instead of horror of all horrors stop riding :shock: