Not a Good Weekend.

[Iwasgoodonce]

A raging toothache that of course started in earnest on Saturday morning. It has felt like some sort of animal has been trying to eat its way out of my face. The whole side of my head is swollen. I could get a job in a circus.

Pain killers haven't really helped much. I even tried some funky ones the wife had. Nothing!

As the infection got going I have had a headache you could bend a horse shoe around and muscle and joint pain.

Did I mention I seem to have gone deaf in one ear too? Its on the opposite side of my head so just a cheery coincidence I think.

Now I'm on antibiotics that will, if I have even the slightest hint of alcohol give me projectile puking, an explosive dose of the squits and finally make me go unconcious for an hour or two.

Last night to spare the wife my groaning and swearing I slept down stairs and in reaching for my sleeping bag I put my back out.

Now I have taken the first two tablets in the course and can feel my stomach starting to rebel and jump. Me thinks I am going to need to keep my running shoes on!

Last week I rode 60 odd miles (all in 4th gear). This week I could only just walk up the road to the dentist.

I need a hug.

 

[BobCatMax]

get some pro-biotics to combat the evils that the medication will do to your guts, trust me on this, it'll help. get down to your local health shop and find some in at least the 10's of millions per pill

oh, and *hug*

 

[daj]

Man hug mark from me mark!! Keep your chin up buddy

 

[Tad]

MTFU

 

[Iwasgoodonce]

MTFU

I wrote:ESAD

 

[dyna-ti]

Abscess but if you've been to the dentist youll know that by now.Means its been some for a while :? and has now reached the stage where the infection has caused the swelling.There will have been a small lump on your gum near the site of the infection
GO TO THE HOSPITAL The infection is spreading and next stop is the brain,this kind of infection can be extremely dangerous if left untreated for any length of time.

You need to get antibiotics for this :? painkillers are a false hope.

 

[Russell]

MTFU

I wrote:ESAD

 

[Tad]

I wrote:ESAD

Abscess

There's a simple test for that.

Do your farts sound like a motorbike? You know what they say, "an abscess makes the fart go Honda"

I'll get my coat.

 

[feetabix]

I wrote:ESAD

Abscess

There's a simple test for that.

Do your farts sound like a motorbike? You know what they say, "an abscess makes the fart go Honda"

I'll get my coat.

...............oh god!...........is that what this has come to?.........

 

[Iwasgoodonce]

That has got to be the best pun ever. It even beats the mixing my toasties one. I salute you sir.