Were you a '90's badass? Did you have, literally no fear, not even of wasps or those things that go in your ear in Star Trek II:Wrath of Khan?
Are you now 50 and afraid of everything, especially your own death?
Then why not buy this leather strapped, metal No Fear bracelet?
The strap has a tear in it, like your eyes as you think on past glories, or your rectum after a large Sunday casserole with potatoes and no veg.
Slightly falling apart and needs patching up, like your relationships ... ok ok you get the idea with this now.
£10 inc postage in UK
Are you now 50 and afraid of everything, especially your own death?
Then why not buy this leather strapped, metal No Fear bracelet?
The strap has a tear in it, like your eyes as you think on past glories, or your rectum after a large Sunday casserole with potatoes and no veg.
Slightly falling apart and needs patching up, like your relationships ... ok ok you get the idea with this now.
£10 inc postage in UK
