My last taxi shift...

[legrandefromage]

...is tonight.

Hopefully, if everything goes well.

Any ideas for daft final night silliness?

 

[cyfa2809]

yes, keep dropping people off at the wrong place. go in the opposite direction

late braking?
swerving
erratic driving
really loud stereo?


£5 tip minimum?

 

[MCsanandreas]

yes, keep dropping people off at the wrong place. go in the opposite direction

late braking?
swerving
erratic driving
really loud stereo?

that sounds like all the taxis around here!

 

[big.eck]

drive past people and make them walk to you , that really pisses me off

 

[cannondale king]

tonight you must


1. answer all questions with a really long yeesssss (in a camp horror vincent price voice)

2. as big.eck said drive past them a little then stop :twisted:

3. say to the punters "wheres that then" when they say there destination

4. convince a customer your changing jobs to be a stripper.

5. give ten four rubber ducks down the radio and play the convoy song loud at least 5 times thoughout the night


do you except the challenge mr big cheese

 

[mikee]

dress as a woman

maybee like Barbara cartland

 

[kaiser]

I'm looking for a hire at 8, any chance? Going to the Jaipur in Glesga street.

 

[gibbleking]

dress as elvis..pretend you dont speak english and...actually go south of the river after ten..

 

[mikee]

cannae see kaisers wife putting up wi that

 

[RobMac]

dress as a woman

maybee like Barbara cartland

I thought that was his usual attire

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