Karma Gift Quiz

[haggis]

ok so some of you may not appreciate this quiz but its just a bit of fun and the winner gets a nice wee karma gift. I'm looking for 5 reasons as to why road biking is the creation of the devil :twisted: best 5 answers wins the prize Competition ends tomorrow sometime

 

[Charlieboy28]

lol, oooh great quiz.

its boring

erm coz they are all ass bandito's, riding around looking at the road or the arse of the man in front.

They ignorant buggers too, every MTBer returns the acknowledging cyclist nod except them snooty beggars.

they care too much how they look and they look stupido in their get up, lary lycra, silly glasses and especially them shoes they wind you up just looking at them i think.

Oh and French and Italian people like it surely thats proof enough its the devils work,

sorrry if i have offended any roadies...... NOT!!

charlieboy

 

[Slow6]

1: The "Half way latte"
2: Skin tight shorts with a Maxi Pad stitched into the crotch :shock:
3: two abreast in rush hour :x
4: three abreast in rush hour :evil:
5: four abreast in rush hour :twisted:

 

[raymondluxuryyacht]

1. They ignore perfectly good cycle paths in favour of the road, giving a bad impression of cyclists to others.
2. You never see a roadie having a pint. Perfumed ponces.
3. They smell of elderberries.
4. They take themselves too seriously. Possibly as a result of riding a razor blade positioned on two rotating razor blades with forks the thickness of pipe cleaners.
5. Lycra - it comes from Satan's closet. It's for the kind of people who secretly want to wear their mothers pantyhose, and only bealzebub could have created a fabric that feels like sandpaper and smells worse than a used wetsuit.
:-0

 

[northerndave]

Ah, Saturday fun...

1) PACE never made a road bike did they?
2) They wear full matching lycra branded to the bike they ride - that's not cool. You don't go to gigs wearing the bands shirt do you? Oh, what's that, you don't go to gigs...
3) They hunt the miles only in packs for fear of being too tired and helpless alone. "The wind, the wind..." they cry "..it hurts me".
4) They exalt exotic components made of non earthly materials - get a steel bike you sissy.
5) They shave their legs - get a grip.

 

[fatfixie]

You are all in denial . it's all good

Andy

 

[mikeekim89]

i'm probably gonna have crap answers but,

1, have you seen a road bike? those tyres are dangerous, imagine if you went over anything like dirt, or a pebble, you'd be shredded by the floor.

2, whenever your on a mtb and you go near a roadie, and up hills some of us will catch and pass them they always move in your bloody way, making you slow down and struggle like them.

3, lycra... i don't want too see any guy's funbag at all, never mind when i'm out doing something i enjoy, plus it does kind of make you look like a giant condom...

4, the riders that i see are always older, and on new expensive bikes, which annoys me, because if your going too be a roadie you can't go slow downhill, it also brings back up points 2 and 3.

5, road bikes, on the whole, look bloody awful, you get the odd gem, but then it's back too a crappy looking bike with a crappy riding position that screws up your back and makes you infertile. personally, i want kids. so yeah...

5 reasons. enjoy

Mike,

 

[passiflora]

Ok here's my five alive

1) My uncle is a roadee and he has a mustasch!.

2)Roadee's are skinny and look like girls.

3)They shave there legs!.. (this is to hide devil hairs!)

4) Team Sky paid for by us (Sky subscripters).. where Devilishly crap in 2010).

5) They use Carbon (AKA Plastic) which is the work of the Devil anyway. Unlike us professional Pig Iron Mountain Bikers.

Plus on for luck.

Road bikes have such thin tyres because they are made of HUMAN INTESTINES wrapped around the rim.


COOL HIPPO's

 

[Lysander]

1) Roadies shaves their legs

b. Road tyres are ridiculously thin.........ye can feel every tiny piece of grit and gravel.

iii] Road gears do not go low enuff for the "differently athletic" to go up hills

Paragraph four: As an expansion of the above, road shoes do not allow the lifestyle choice of having to get off and walk.

Item Last- finally, there is proof that elite road riders sell their soul to the devil to achieve good results- thus Denis Menchov finishes in the top three of the Tour every year, yet has never actually been seen riding a bike..........
*whistles X-Files theme*

 

[legrandefromage]

It doesnt take into account 'retro' roadies...

Are you gonna argue with this lot?