Jonathon Ross shock

[al]

He was arrested in Selfridges Kitchenware department this morning.





He told police officers it was worth the whisk.


al.

Presumably this is the same Jonathan Ross who, when offered the chance to be a be a partner in a new distillery venture in the Highlands, turned it down and refused to invest any cash in it. Apparently he reckoned it was too much of a whisky business.

David

Shame this place doesn't have a trap door!



al.