JML genius!

[al]

Just seen an advert for the snuggie!

It's a blanket with holes in so you can answar the phone.No i'm not joking!





Al, I've had enough,lifes just too much. I'm off to the garage with my car keys and a length of hose pipe.

 

[s_zigmond]

It gets worse


http://www.jmldirect.com/product.asp?pf ... rrency=GBP

 

[al]

Carbonmonoxide may take a too long, i'll get my gun!

Al.

 

[tintin40]

Carbonmonoxide may take a too long, i'll get my gun!

Al.

You have gun :shock: can i use first then i wont spend all lunch time in the post office :twisted: the service will be quick for me

 

[kaiser]

Its alright for you southern jessies in your balmy climes but that is ideal for us northern blokes when bike fettling. Can get a touch parky up here you know.

 

[al]

tintin i'll leave the gun next to my lifeless but still very handsome body.

Would you mind telling the farmer that i'm sorry for not shooting his wife and i've left the 5 grand in my sock draw!! Oh! and can i cancel the eggs this week.

Al.

 

[lewis1641]

i'd love to work for jml.

they create solutions that really dont exist.

how can we improve the blanket? give it sleeves.

awesome

 

[al]

Sorry! i can't reply i'm dead.








Al, and you can stop that cheering as well!!

 

[tintin40]

Sorry! i can't reply i'm dead.


But you live on in our hearts, minds and wallets

al R.I.P :cry:

 

[al]

Thank you tintin.

I'm sure al would be touched by your words, although if he wasn't dead already i would kill him!! The swine spent my 5 grand! :evil:



Farmer Barleymoe, Big farm,Cornwall.