Jehovah’s Witnesses

[Whatleymeister]

Last lot we had round, i invited in. I made them tea, and when they were settled, i took off all my clothes and told them i was in the church of free love.

I still have their bibles, but it took a while to get the brown stain off of the sofa :twisted:

Please tell me that this is not a massive fib and that you actually did this! That is priceless!!!

 

[Piperdave]

Last lot we had round, i invited in. I made them tea, and when they were settled, i took off all my clothes and told them i was in the church of free love.

I still have their bibles, but it took a while to get the brown stain off of the sofa :twisted:

Please tell me that this is not a massive fib and that you actually did this! That is priceless!!!

If you'd met me, you wouldn't need to ask that question

 

[makster]

I have one of these on my front door window....

It's stopped all the god botherers from bothering me

 

[Raging_Bulls]

This sign helps too

 

[Whatleymeister]

Last lot we had round, i invited in. I made them tea, and when they were settled, i took off all my clothes and told them i was in the church of free love.

I still have their bibles, but it took a while to get the brown stain off of the sofa :twisted:

Please tell me that this is not a massive fib and that you actually did this! That is priceless!!!

If you'd met me, you wouldn't need to ask that question

You, Sir, are my hero

I think we would get on well, seems we may have a similar taste jokes/humor...

 

[lumos2000]

a sticker like this on the door will help to

 

[Piperdave]

a sticker like this on the door will help to

 

[REKIBorter]

Near where we live we have a group of Plymouth Brethren living. They live in three adjacent houses. They do not associate with people outside of the Brethren, no TV's, no computers, radios, newspapers. Very conservative Christians along the lines of the Amish but without the beards. Nice people, just a bit odd. Whenever the JW's are doing the rounds it is quite amusing when they knock on the door of one of the Brethren. They get out-quoted on Bible details and make a hasty retreat.

 

[Easy_Rider]

Can't take cheque, al. But could use this if its retro enough:

Pretty sure my local pub still has their one of these as a back up!

The end of the world doesnt bother me. My back garden is like Tracey Island - a space ship comes out the middle to take me to safety...

My Pub has one of those, had to use it when there was a power cut a few weeks ago, felt strange going back to old tech.

 

[jonnyboy666]

weird as they turned up at my place about 2 weeks ago, a couple, mid forties, they started blathering on so i said "can i stop you there, i believe in evolution, we were all monkey's once and i think all religion is rubbish"

they walked off after that one!


just for the record, i don't mind or care what someone else decides to believe, if it makes them feel better fair play to them, just don't try and ram it down my throat as i am not interested especially as i didn't ask you to turn up on my doorstep.