Jehovah’s Witnesses

[poweredbypies]

Suppose it depends might start up here may work to gmt time frame.

 

[Whatleymeister]

Can't take cheque, al. But could use this if its retro enough:

Pretty sure my local pub still has their one of these as a back up!

The end of the world doesnt bother me. My back garden is like Tracey Island - a space ship comes out the middle to take me to safety...

 

[FMJ]

If you want to have fun with them, answer the door all nice-nice. Have a conversation with them, but throw in the occasional tourettes-like
'Satan-is-my-master" mid sentence, spoken quickly in a monotone pace, then continue talking normally after that like nothing happened. It will mess them up real good.

 

[greenstiles]

I know where i'd hide...........

 

[al]

Can't take cheque, al. But could use this if its retro enough:

Pretty sure my local pub still has their one of these as a back up!

The end of the world doesnt bother me. My back garden is like Tracey Island - a space ship comes out the middle to take me to safety...

That's funny, cos I've got an Island in my back garden too! :shock:

It's full of random tat, old bed frames and scribbled on paper. On the top of this wreckage sits a strange looking old crone spouting Right wing blather as old men in suits stand in line to chuck money at her.
It's like a hell on earth.



I call it Tracey Emin Island.

al.

 

[greenstiles]

 

[Whatleymeister]

^^ this! Go on then al, your comedy prowess alone has saved you for when the rapture cometh

 

[cornholio's RC200]

I think the upside down cross and Slayer t-shirt should do it OK

 

[Piperdave]

Last lot we had round, i invited in. I made them tea, and when they were settled, i took off all my clothes and told them i was in the church of free love.

I still have their bibles, but it took a while to get the brown stain off of the sofa :twisted:

 

[dyna-ti]

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