isn't it funny when you expect 'flak' off your missus...

[JustKev]

Women are an unpredictable species.....approach with care.....expect the unexpected

agreed - MRSMCK phones yesterday morning

Do you want a wee?

What - you talking to me or Alfie?

Do you want a Wii for Xmas?

No, but if you're gonna spend £300 on me theres a NOS DiscDrive on ebay now..

She hung up!

Guess my timing was out

 

[neilll]

MRSMCK phones yesterday morning

Do you want a wee?

What - you talking to me or Alfie?

Do you want a Wii for Xmas?

No, but if you're gonna spend £300 on me theres a NOS DiscDrive on ebay now..

She hung up!

Guess my timing was out

ROFLMAO.....just spat coffee all over my desk

 

[Pickle]

ROFLMAO.....

That makes 2 fully grown men that have just pis*ed themselves laughing

 

[neilll]

I play a sliding block puzzle with my kit. Farmes under the sofas and under the bed. So long as there is room to slide in another, it can stealthily arrive.

Nick that's brilliant.....

My current technique is like the old Wild West game with cups (well thats the analogy....) It goes like this:

Bring different bits in and out of the house rapidly and constantly, occasionally mutteriing eBay (but NEVER saying 'buying' in the same breath) and thus a state of Feminine Confusion is cast upon all the 'shiny stuff' so she never really knows the big picture, so to speak.

Only when all four bikes (and enough bits to build another two) are all in the same place at the same time do I get my cahonies cut off...........

Smoke & Mirrors wins

 

[gump]

Think I have reached the 'best I just pretent to ignore' phase the the wife relationship.

We are both much happier when the picture is unclear. Just the occasional countback gets me. 'Thats 11 now, you didn't have 11 last time'

Ok though, always storing some for John
But actually, I am at the mo. Honest!

Oh, like the hubs in kitchen cupboard thing. Can just imagine what the inlaws would think when they find them

 

[jez-4-bikes-max]

hahah Im seeing a dentist and a vet at the moment - yeah it works.

 

[cchris2lou]

same as Gump , my wife just ignores it .

 

[jez-4-bikes-max]

What really makes the scenario dangerous when you sell their shoes for bike parts...

 

[Pickle]

Maybe I need to set up a secret bank account in just my name, and have a 1/4 of my salary paid into that :twisted:

At the moment, as we have just joint accounts, even if she doesnt see the new bits and bobs that go straight into my shed, the evidence if there on the bank statement :roll:

 

[kingroon]

I just send it to my Mums house