Is it me?

[tintin40]

To answer the question"Is it me?"

Yes

 

[swannymere]

I nearly ran over Davy Jones whilst he was walking his black labrador. Sorry, no joke.

 

[David B]

My missus said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees.

I thought she was joking ........ and then I saw her face.



al.

Leaving you? On the last train to Clarksville, presumably?

David

 

[David B]

I've really got to do something about that steering wheel sticking out of the fruit bowl....it's been driving me bananas for weeks!



David

 

[David B]

Stop signs...............



There on the way out

Surely "exit signs"?

David

 

[David B]

I went to a restaurant the other evening and was served a meal fit for a King; someone handed me a cheeseburger whilst I was sitting on the loo.

I'll get me coat, and leave the building. Thank you very much.

David

 

[Mark_h4dng]

For lent, I have decided to give up sexual innuendos

Its so hard

 

[David B]

For lent, I have decided to give up sexual innuendos

Its so hard

Well, if you need any incentives to help you quit using innuendos or double entendres, I'm sure someone on RB will be able to give you one <cue Sid James-style laugh>

David

 

[FMJ]

I nearly ran over Davy Jones whilst he was walking his black labrador. Sorry, no joke.

You have achieved legend status now.

Monkees singer Davy Jones dies in Florida at 66

 

[highlandsflyer]

Very sad about Mr Jones.

Those early Monkees tunes were some of my first memories, my dad was a Monkees nut.

I remember Jools Holland's old line, "If I see an innuendo in the script, I will whip it out immediately!"

God bless Jools.