Is it me?

[al]

My missus said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees.

I thought she was joking ........ and then I saw her face.



al.

 

[feetabix]

I woke abruptly last nite to find Gloria gaynor at the foot of the bed..........



First I was afraid........













Then I was petrified......

 

[ere-tis]

A man took two monkeys to the taxidermist.

The taxidermist asked "Do you want them mounted?"

"No" the man said, "shaking hands will be fine"

 

[Iwasgoodonce]

It sounds abit like my obsession with Tom Jones. I asked my doctor if he saw many cases like mine.

He said, "It's not unusual."

 

[tintin40]

My missus said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees.

I thought she was joking ........ and then I saw her face.



al.

:facepalm:

 

[cyfa2809]

Do you believe her now al?

 

[Midlife]

Bought a litre bottle of Tip-Ex




Big mistake !

 

[al]

I've just finished reading a great book, The history of glue.... I couldn't put it down.


al.

 

[Midlife]

Stop signs...............



There on the way out

 

[jamabikes]

I can't pronounce t's f's or h's.



Cant say fairer than that.