Inappropriate brand/model names

[Imlach]

Is there a risk the Pagan Axemen might have an issue with relinquishing their intellectual property rights?

Let hope it turns nasty!

All the pagan shit nowadays is bonehead heaven. It'll take more than a boat anchor to stomp their dense skulls.

 

[Imlach]

Has anyone said Klein?

 

[Tootyred]

Kevin?

 

[Boron]

Many a happy evening sat in the park drinking a bottle of this. Or was it that other stuff?

i forget now

https://www.whitelightningco.com/

 

[Vesatoro]

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The Pagan Axe!

Surely a teenagers rock guitar not BSO?

No, that's a SVSO (Super V Shaped Object). It's a subcategory of BSO

 

[Henne]

TITUS (as sold by Planet X) when said in a Yorkshire accent makes me chuckle!

 

[bikeworkshop]

TITUS (as sold by Planet X) when said in a Yorkshire accent makes me chuckle!
Titus by name, tight arse by nature? Or,
"That's a fine looking Titus you got there!"

Planet x were prone to double-entendre, or just rude names
From their own brand On One:
The Pompino
for example.

Far from the first to do it, as we have seen,
But it all looks a bit
"muddy fox girls"
to me, makes the brand feel cheap and juvenile.

 

[bikeworkshop]

The Kona Stab.

What were they thinking?
And the Stab Deluxe...
more upmarket?

 

[bikeworkshop]

If this is starsky...
What's Hutch?

 

[Black_puma]

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What's Hutch?

It reads Starsfly, I have seen those bikes being ridden by deliveroo/just eat people