If this bike could talk, would it be shouting out "Esmerelda" ?

[legrandefromage]

OK but who's having the feel?

 

[Guinessisgoodforyou]

Someone's going to have to take one for the team, I'm out

 

[chickendrumsticks]

Hmm,

Starts with no longitudinal integrity, lets remove lateral integrity, has anyone got some undamped spring assemblies so we can also remove any in the vertical plane as well.

This is a good start.

Floppy

Don't have hate the faux "oriental" accent? A loudmouth tosser IMO.