I turned my back for a minute and this happened......

i dont get out of bed for anything less than Ecuadorian monkey nuts, shelled between the thighs of an 18 year old virgin native girl.
 
Your dog just saved your life you fool! Can't you tell by the look on his face he's trying to say...

" Cashew-eating ninjas just broke in to try and kill you! I scared them off. "
 
It's one thing to let your dog gobble your nuts while your wifes out of the room but make sure it doesn't also nosh on your wifes box while your back is turned.......
 
pete_mcc":1cdxpd5j said:
It's one thing to let your dog gobble your nuts while your wifes out of the room but make sure it doesn't also nosh on your wifes box while your back is turned.......

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