I fancy a ride oooop, waaaay oooop north

[legrandefromage]

If I can get a pass from the missus, I fancy a proper ride up in Scotlandcestershire sometime in October.

I have the bike:

I have the tent:

What can somebody recommend?

 

[Enid_Puceflange]

For you sir...................








Blackpool

Gc

 

[mikee]

ach yee'll hae tae try the great glens o northen edinburgh
a'll tell ye yee'll no fund a better wee trail than those dancers there
wheen's better than the south glens of edinburgh aye

hoots mon

 

[mikee]

any where seven stanes in the south
more wild stuff in the north
the great macretro area shindig is on at glentress on the 22nd october
weekend
thats probably a £200 taxi ride from you
drag your sorry southern arse along to that

 

[legrandefromage]

A few questions -

Will my nose bleed 3 feet above sea level?

Is the water ok?

Is there any food I should avoid - you know how it is in these foreign countries

The locals - are they scary?

 

[dyna-ti]

ach yee'll hae tae try the great glens o northen Edinburgh
a'll tell ye yee'll no fund a better wee trail than those dancers there
wheen's better than the south glens of Edinburgh aye

hoots mon

My advice is to stick to the west coast .better scenery,more hills.As the West coast is world famous for its sailing they're more use to receiving for foreigners with courtesy
* This courtesy comes from the highland clans who were known for their hospitality towards guests.After the rebellion many clansfolk moved to the west coast as they blame those buggers in the capital for selling out.
Thats why the west coast is the best coast

You've seen from previous posters how difficult it is to understand them :shock: :shock: ,ok in written form perhaps,where you have time to glean the key words but their spoken dialect is another matter.

 

[mikee]

anather thing ,yee'll hae tae bring a proper bike son
no that modern trail park bike ye hae thon

yer nase will anly bleed if ye refuse a drink

aye the waters fine ,and plentyfull

as fer food if it's frae a chippy ora chinky ye've nae worries

as fer the "locals " they aw moved tae canadia 200 year ago
and its now fu o southeners

 

[dyna-ti]

See :shock:

 

[mikee]

goan you type how ye speak andy

dare ye

 

[legrandefromage]

Oi tell thee this is waaa oim aaaafterrrr for that epic stoile 'o roid


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